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Google Search: Poems on goodness
I bet this person wasn’t too thrilled with the poems that he or she (most likely she) found. “The Mob Stole Our Porn” is unlikely to be a poem about goodness, as are most Take2 poems.

Online Etch A Sketch
You know, it’s just not the same without the feeling of wanton destruction. I know there are DHTML ways of making the browser window shake: this would be the one of the few times it would beneficial.

The Smoking Gun
A special haunt of mine. Earlier this week I read about three Jackass wannabes: the boxer boys, the football dash-’n'-diners, and the burning boy. Please don’t try these at home. (As I told Kathleen the first time we saw Jackass, “Boys are dumb.”

~*~The Richard Dawson Experience~*~
“You are about to enter a site which contains contents involving the ultimately SEXY Richard Dawson. Proceed with caution!,” warns the front page. If you become a celebrity–no matter when or how–expect sites like this. Really, it’s all quite amusing. The design really bothers me, but it’s Richard Dawson. This site has definitely healed me of my Game Show Channel withdrawal.

Museum of Depressionist Art
It’s no Martin Van Buren, but to each his or her own.

Frannyglass, a.k.a. Laurie
I found her dreams at sleep trip and decided then and there that she was one cool cat. You can tell by the titles that you’re in for a treat: “Would you like fries and a hooker with that?”, “We be hangin’ in sex ed, yo,” and “‘So I’m standing in this rye field . . . ‘ and other bad literary allusions.” I found her homepage today and it includes much much more writing that’s a pleasure to read, even if it’s not always a pleasurable life to live. [See her LiveJournal as well. She's also working on discountsatori.com.]

i want bacon
Francine’s really delighted to be #3 on this search.

A Prince In Search of a Princess . . .
I just have to set me up a fake personals site sometime. I know how to use Photoshop . . . (Found via and that’s what really hurts)

Dancing Paul
I always knew “Baby Got Back” would be interesting with dancers in front of the Taj Mahal. This beats that hat Shockwave file that all the rage with the hipsters a month ago.

we::blog - the alternative
I’m out searching for something a little like LiveJournal, but not it. What I want is a program I can download and then choose which webpage to post to. I tried something called Weblogue, but had run-time errors each time. So I’m searching . . .