Josh knows what I need, yo.
“God made my bed.” – Mel Gibson
Between making Mel Gibson’s bed, fixing sports events, helping people find parking spaces and remote controls, and other mundane events, God just doesn’t have time to handle real problems. (Update: God is also busy calling Arkansas Gov. Huckabee on his cell phone during a Republican fundraiser. Of course, God [...]
Today’s favorite sentence taken out of context: “Very fun for a Young Republican, or a kid with a jungle fetish.”
“And if you really need a game to play, and The Italian Job is all you have, you’ll play it. Not because you’re really interested in it, but because it’s only slightly more fun than randomly pushing buttons on a controller while staring at a darkened TV screen. . . . It’s as bland [...]
I’m blogging . . . from outside . . . in February . . . in a T-shirt and pants without a coat . . . from a neighbor’s network. (I must move the modem from downstairs. It does NOT like the cable down there.) Thank you, kind neighbors!