Today’s spam e-mail subject lines and my guess on their topics as I, of course, do not open such messages. Thanks to my new improved “bounce” option and strict filtering, I’m down from hundreds of e-mails to tens of spam e-mails daily. Woohoo!
sculpt hubby
(probably an ad for a modeling clay-related sex toy)
hellenic gangland
(ad for a documentary on Sparta)
allegoric convent corpsman
(autopsy pics of Pilgrim’s Progress author John Bunyan)
incestuous bookbind
(don’t want to know what they’re using for glue these days in books)
cheeky bessemer
(wasn’t she a British singer from the ’60s?)
clairvoyant cannon
(psychic weaponry aims for you!)
loin morn
(sex for breakfast)
I sense a drastically more amusing dictionary has been unleashed upon the spamming world. I’m just glad I’ve found a way to find a tiny bit of joy in it. TINY BIT.
That’s because this spam is better than the rest of the mail, which are viruses. I really should get rid of that old e-mail address, shouldn’t I?
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