McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Pros and Cons of John Kerry’s Top Twenty Vice-Presidential Candidates
21. Al Gore
Pro: Experienced vice president, has won majority vote for president before
Con: Treehugger, had embarrassing facial hair a while back, daughters prettier than Kerry’s
22. Jay-Z
Pro: Could mobilize African-American voters (esp. if Beyonce helps campaign), retiring from rapping and looking for new career, representin’ Brooklyn
Con: Has 99 problems (but a bitch ain’t one)
In other news, I’m switching blogging programs soon away from Movable Type. I think I’ve found my answer, but the site may temporarily go down while I’m switching things around. RSS feeds may also need to be changed.
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