Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are jailbait no more. Time for Chet to move on to Hillary Duff. (Lindsay Lohan turns 18 on July 2, so there’s no point there.)
Here’s hoping the twins do something very outrageous, which they won’t. While I’ve hated them since day 1 — appearing on Full House as a child is not the way to appeal to me — someone is managing their money and image rather well and I can respect that. Their video games do suck though, which is no surprise.
Fitting it would happen the same week Reagan goes on to his reward of 76 virgins for helping Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein so much in the 1980s. (Thanks for hating communism, boys! Thanks for not being able to see anything other communism, Ronnie!) How much 80s wallowing can we take in seven days?
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