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		<title>Morrissey spawns a monster.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 18:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morrissey pulled a Dixie Chicks and complained about Bush at a concert. Ok, not so much complained as said that he wished Bush had died instead of Reagan. Well, Morrissey&#8217;s not an American citizen (as far as I know) and he&#8217;s certainly entitled to his own opinion. However, this does raise the question &#8212; if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did an NES stop a crime wave?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2004 14:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Wichita is back in the news again, back in full effect from the woman who died while watching The Passion. So Wichita&#8217;s back &#8212; even ranking a MetaFilter post &#8212; and it doesn&#8217;t have a connection to religion (at least one currently known). You just don&#8217;t get it &#8212; can&#8217;t Wichita get noticed for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Collective nouns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2003 01:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hustle of pimps A smack of hoes A mess of _____ A ____ of lesbians]]></description>
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		<title>A revelation</title>
		<link>http://www.jenniker.com/2001/04/21/a-revelation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2001 13:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m now to the point where I like sleeping better than eating, And I like Lortab better than sex. I will be a perfect senator&#8217;s wife someday.]]></description>
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		<title>The perfect tribute CDs</title>
		<link>http://www.jenniker.com/2001/03/11/the-perfect-tribute-cds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2001 14:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cleaning day: part 3. This used to be on my music page, but since I&#8217;ve gone to the blog only, here it is again for your enjoyment and my back-up. Long before Craig Kilborn was making bands sing covers on his show, I was plotting the perfect tribute CDs. Here are a few of my [...]]]></description>
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