“pleasure” near “without sex”
candles metaphorical for humans
cartoons + powerpuff girls + exercise
Lycos Suche: Sid Vicious Clothing
Someone searching the German version of Lycos only found one match for Sid Vicious Clothing: this Francine poem. Other interesting searches this time around include rabbit porn, strip tease bride, Jesuit Bureau, America’s Royal Family, and star trek rape.
Another interesting search that the Village shows up, as well as Yanni in Mexico. If you search for mom was drugged naked on Google, you’ll find my dream journal at 52. For the record, Mom was drugged, but it was the two models who were only half-naked. Another fun search seeking girls who look like […]
Francine’s number one . . . but the rest of the results on the first page don’t even mention Britney in the title or description. Way to go, AOL.
(unfortunately I don’t have the direct links anymore)
things to do in daytona beach over spring break
upper tits (posted on Disturbing Search Requests)
grrrrrrrrrrrr (with precisely 12 “r”s)
poem dirt house construction
bubble wrap inventor
how to write an essay about flowers
(and surprisingly, two searches for phlogiston!)