lastnite: a dream journal

It depends on if you're coming home

I had a dream about my grandmother Mimi (the one I did not get along with, formerly known as "the dead one." Now, unfortunately, I have no grandmothers living.). She was asking me all sorts of questions. She showed me her armpits and asked if she needed to shave before she went out for the evening. I said, "It depends on if you're coming home." She got very offended that I would imply that she'd spend the night with some man outside of the bounds of marriage, to which I retorted that she'd done it before and it didn't bother her then. Mimi then got too angry to speak and just yelled for my mother. When Mom came in, Mimi told her everything I'd said. I told Mom that my other grandmother at least never flashed me before asking for hygiene tips. Mom, of course, sided with me, and we immediately left.

I also had a dream about a different preschool program. I was in the gallery playing with computers. I think there might have been an interactive exhibit. Some guy came up and asked me what I was doing. I was reading reviews about South Park. He put his arm around my shoulder and I debated about whether it bothered me or not. I decided I wouldn't fight about it just yet. When the preschoolers began walking by, I gracefully ducked his arms and followed them to a lunchroom. There a preschool mom and I talked about Cole and what a wonderful person he is in gushing ways a bit exaggerated (not that Cole doesn't deserve it).