lastnite: a dream journal

A Scott Baio nightmare

I had an incredibly horrifying nightmare. I was trapped in a "Hitchcock" movie, even though it was completely unlike Alfred Hitchcock movies in any way. I was simply in the movie, just existing within it, with no sense of being on a movie set: I was also watching myself in the movie on television. In the movie, I was told I had to give Scott Baio oral sex, and I promptly vomited in the fireplace and on the tiles around it. I switched the movie off at that point and went the patio door, where I stood with my squirming Siamese cat (Amy, who was put to sleep in 1995) and I refused to let her go. She finally escaped and I went back to the movie, knowing I had to finish it or else something even worse would happen. Then it seemed like a real Alfred Hitchcock movie, the highly stylized 1950s Hitchcock of Rear Window and North by Northwest.

I hope I never dream about Scott Baio again.