March 07, 2001
Hayley Mills' mom
I was having dinner with Hayley Mills' mother. She was forty (don't ask me), but looked about twenty, "only no zits," as I pointed out so helpfully. She had short, blonde anchorwoman hair. She was also incredibly lonely. I, again the picture of helpfullness, said , "I'm sure you'll make lots of friends once you tell them you're Hayley Mills' mother." At that point, an ad for The Parent Trap came on.
I also had a dream about a road trip and a creative writing class.