October 06, 2000
Sleeping 100 yards from Graceland catches up with me
I was trapped in an Elvis museum without an exit.
Elvis was giving me a tour of Graceland including the bathrooms. It was the old, fat Elvis. We went in one bathroom covered entirely in brown carpet. Elvis said, "This is the bathroom, but not the one I died in."
There was a fire at an Elvis museum.
Mom and i were going to a bridge museum in Winfield.
I left Wal-Mart and ran into Phillip G. and Abby P. They were married. They asked me how I was doing: I told them about my MA and Abby hugged me. Matt C. came up and laughed at my Winnie the Pooh shoes and pajamas with Scooby socks. I then shot him with a water pistol and Matt pretended to die. I then went downstairs to babysit four kids, including a kid wearing a t-shirt that said: "God loves me: I met Elvis!"