October 03, 2000
I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm gonna make you ice cream
Johnny Knoxville was going to make me ice cream. I couldn't decide on a flavor. "I can make you anything," he asserted. I chose nutmeg.
I went to Johnny Knoxville's garage sale. His mom wouldn't come down on any of the prices. I went into his bedroom. On the walls were 8x11" black and white glossy photos of local celebrities (anchorpersons, etc.) and Johnny. I also learned from various autographs that his real name was Jakob Crockett. He had a stolen motel TV on a stand too.
I dreamt that there was a street named "Whore" in Paducah, Kentucky.
I had to fill out a questionaire about "Do you know who your Arts Partner representative is?" I couldn't remember Nancy's last name.