July 10, 2000
The faces in the freezer
I was in a restaurant with Matt, John, and some other guy. I made them all come over to our table to watch Matt's Flash thing (which really was a Bryce thing). They all oohed and aahed while I got ice cream. When I opened the freezer door, there were two faces inside watching me. I demanded, "what?", and they said, "nothing." I got some lime sherbet and enjoyed slamming the door in their faces.
I was reading a Choose Your Own Adventure-type story about 16mm projectors: "If you have one, go to page 16. If you have both a 16mm and 8mm projector, go to page 29. If you have nothing, continue to page 14."