July 07, 2000
My pop culture references make pop culture references
Each class at the Center was responsible for having a booth at the Center's garage sale fundraiser. There were a lot of booths that were empty, so I was fluttering around trying to figure out who wasn't participating and what I should do about it, if anything.
I saw Katie's mom, but more amazing was the next visitor. I saw the Incredible Hulk with a Cookie Monster belt: I said something about how much I liked his belt and he just sort of grunted. I then tried to sell him things out of my booth, but I only had broken electronics to sell.
I then got in a huge fight with this guy who wanted to buy my Pokemon cards (I don't really have any, trust me) and all of my family photos. He wanted the pictures of rocks and lions sleeping from our vacations. I told him, "Get a f***ing subscription to National Geographic. Your kids will hate you anyway."
I then picked up dead butterflies (monarchs) from the ground.
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