American Bandstand
I was sitting in a living room on a fainting couch. Nicole called and asked me why I wasn’t watching American Bandstand. I asked who was on, and a wrestling-announcer voice bellowed, “the grand slam, number 1 band, Poison!” I jumped up to turn my television on and slowly a picture of them came on and the band broke through the picture. I then found a bunch of french fries in my backpack.