The best dream about a toothbrush EVER

February 13th, 1996

Leila and her dad were going to take me to Vermont. Leila and I were walking down the road of KU that goes by the Student Union and historical museum. Then Leila’s dad picked us up in the farting van (it backfires). We drove around a bit, then went to a store. I found a Sharabi/Anthony Gonsalves toothbrush (Indian film music/Bollywood character). On the side I noticed first, it had blue printing on heavy beige paper. “The hemoglobin of the atmosphere…” ran across the top and Anthony Gonsalves’ signature was at the bottom. It came in a clear plastic box. I flipped it over and a clear toothbrush rattled. The other side had a picture of Anthony Gonsalves singing with the words “La la la, do do do” over him in an arch.