Patti LaBelle’s Lesbian Cruise
I was watching a talk show (Sally, i think). An “obsessionologist” was telling the audience what it was like to be bisexual.
Bisexuality is like Atlantic City. The straight people are the hotels and gift shops; the lesbians and gay men are the piers. If you’re bisexual, you can go anyplace you want. You can go to the pier during the day and spend the night in the hotel.
The obsessionologist also told us about a lesbian-only cruise sponsored by Patti LaBelle. Armand Assante was the only male allowed as the litmus test for bisexuality.